Oh, darling.

Nicoles unconventional. She sleeps too much but is always tired. She loves people but hates them more. She lives off of coffee and day dreams of sex. She sleeps in a trap house and dreams trance. She loves hard. Shes amazing really, anything but ordinary.
  • my needs:
  • 1. sleep
  • 2. you
  • 3. sleep with you

lascivuus:

Rub the booty
Kiss the booty
Smack the booty
Bite the booty
Squeeze the booty
Take the booty to dinner
Go to a photo booth with the booty
Meet the booty’s parents
Move in with the booty
Propose to the booty
Have a romantic honeymoon in Rome with the Booty
Have a child with the booty
Buy a house with the booty and your booty family
Grow old with the booty
Live a happy life with the booty

(via houseon-fire)

I started to write an apology, but I don’t have anything to say I’m sorry for. I was in a loving, healthy, great relationship for four years. It was long distance, and either your boyfriend is going to look at porn or he’s going to look at you.

(Source: kissedbyflames, via steelovee)

theprettyblonde:

Are we going to talk about the episode where the tubby toast machine malfunctions and spews tubby toast everywhere and these fuckers party like look at them your toast machine busted ass and you’re rolling around in smiley bread my entire life

(via houseon-fire)